'ZAYN, Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever PARODY - I Am Gonna Live Forever'

On the computer lookin’ at a website with ads on the screen
It showed me what not to eat and the secret to a slim belly

That’s when I thought
About blood clots
And other bad things for my body
I do nothing
But I should do something
But I am way too lazy

I’m just gonna live
Forever
If I eat kale and go gluten-free
I don’t need to be fit
Forever
I will have great immortality
I will never die
Nooo-oo-oo, no-oo, no-ooo
I will have great immortality
I will never die
Nooo-oo-oo, no-oo, no-ooo
I will have great immortality
I will never die

Liquid wheatgrass and a vegan diet, if I do that, I'll never die
I don’t need exercise as long as I eat superfoods and juice of acai

Staying active
I don’t need that
Superfoods are my best bets for this
These foods are magic
Takes me out of panic
Eat anything that is green

I am gonna live
Forever
If I keep eating edamame
I don’t need to be fit
Forever
I will have great immortality
I will never die
Nooo-oo-oo, no-oo, no-ooo
I will have great immortality
I will never die
Nooo-oo-oo, no-oo, no-ooo
I will have great immortality
I will never die

Wait, now I feel sickly, how’d this happen to me?
I was supposed to be immortal and healthy
That ad was a scam, why’d I ever believe it?
Shiitake mushrooms, oh, why did I ever eat it?!

Why’d I ever read Buzzfeed?!

I feel I won’t live
Forever
My stomach is the worst that it’s been
Man, I do not feel fit
Whatever
Who cares about immortality?
I'm sick in my gut
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh
A scam for making me eat healthy
I must expel my butt
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh
I’ll never get immortality
I’m not eating them
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh
I don’t care ‘bout immortality
I’m not eating them
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh
‘Cause I am more concerned about me
Superfoods are gross

Excuse me while I use the bathroom
Superfoods are gross
Superfoods are gross