'Adele - Hello PARODY - HELLO!!!

Hello
It’s me
It has been almost two minutes since your last message from me
And you never
Answer me
By the way I went through all your mail
There are some good magazines

Hello?
Can you hear me?
I am standing outside waiting, you must really miss me
I’m watching you from
A tree
To think I never would have met you had you not dropped your ID

I got you flowers
And chocolates
And clumps of my hair

Hello from the inside
Your living room looks really nice
Forgot to
Say that you left your doors unlocked
That was real nice of you, now I’m in your home
Hello from your roof outside
I’m trying to get your Wi-Fi
I went through your kitchen. You need peanut butter
Wait, forget I said that, your pantry has enough, plus some more

Hello
How are you?
I’m just kidding, I know how you are and where you are all the time
You have
A nice smell
Did you ever notice that I can see you all the way from my house?

Your bedroom smells nice
And your bathroom
Looks way better than mine

So hello, how has your day been?
I wish that I could feel your skin
But oh no
You have that restraining order on me
So now I can't approach you within 500 feet
I just wanted to say hi
At least I can say that I’ve tried
To turn on your TV, but the batteries are dead
But it don’t matter, I will just use your tablet instead, what’s your pin?

I, I, I, I
Don’t, don’t, don’t, know
Why, why, why, why
You lock your home
Hi, hi, hi, hi
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Hi, hi, hi, hi
Your dog, oh no!

Hello from where you reside
Your dog is back, I’d better hide
Hey look, it is your car pulling in the driveway
You’re gonna be so happy that I came here to stay
Hello, it’s me, Adele!!!
I really hope you’re doing well
Wait, what?
You want me out of this house right now?
Alright, fine I’ll go, but soon we’ll exchange vows! You are mine!!!