'Bart Baker - DRAKE PARODY - ACHE'

(Aw man)
(I mean look)
(You might say I look well)
(I don’t think so)

Wake up in the mornin’ and I’m feeling kinda dizzy
Oh man, what just happened? I do not feel really pretty
Got a cough that’s really bad feelin’ almost gritty
Speedin’ down my stairwell take the temperature of me

Oh no is that a fever? How’d that happen to me?
I’m coughin’ once again, and now I’m feelin’ quite weak
I gotta call in sick because I know I’m not fit
I just can’t understand how I even got sick

Gotta have a light breakfast
Now I’m wheezy in my chest
Every time I call my doctor, he can’t ‘cause he’s booked with patients before me
Guess I’ll have to take care of myself, keep me warm, wear a hoodie
I’m not feelin’ real good-y
My nose is full of boogies

Let’s just say that I am feeling really sick
Let’s just say that I am feeling really sick
Let’s just say that I am feeling really sick
Man, I’m feeling sick

Now I got a stomach aaaaaaaaaaache
An ache, an ache
Now I’m droolin’
Now I’m pukin’
Feel polluted
Now I got a stomach aaaaaaaaaaache
An ache, an ache
(ACHE!)
An ache, an ache
Now I got a stomach aaaaaaaaaaache
Now I got a headache
Now I got a headache
Now I got a headache
Now I got a stomach aaaaaaaaaaache
Now I got a headache
Now I got a headache
Now I got a headache
Now I got a stomach aaaaaaaaaaache

Gotta eat light, I need saltines
I really gotta take it easy
‘Cause now my stomach feels real queasy
And uh-oh, again, I’m real dizzy

I need a doctor
He will make it so I stay alive
I call an appointment again now
Looks like that he is free, alright!

I need someone who will fully heal me
The nurse told me to come in and then she measured me
I wanna feel great, I don’t need to know how many feet is me
I enter the office now and for him to see me

I got some phlegm
Doctor enters, asked me what is the problem
Asked me questions about what I felt to help his scan
Gave me a prescription for my pox ‘cause he’s the man
Drive to the pharmacy and I got the pills in that small can

Let’s just say that I will no longer feel sick
Let’s just say that I will no longer feel sick
Let’s just say that I will no longer feel sick
I do not feel sick

I no longer have my aaaaaaaaaaaches
No aches, no aches
No more droolin’
No more pukin’
No pollution
I no longer have my aaaaaaaaaaaches
No aches, no aches
(ACHES!)
No aches, no aches
I no longer have my aaaaaaaaaaaches
Now I really feel great
Now I really feel great
Now I really feel great
I no longer have my aaaaaaaaaaaches
Now I really feel great
Now I really feel great
Now I really feel great
Oh my gosh, I’m feelin’ greaaaaaaaaaaat