'New Super Luigi U with Lyrics'

Everything is about me
Because I’m Luigi
I got myself a whole year
Back in 2013
(That’s true)
And now
I got myself a whole game
Without Mario to be seen
Just a
Klepto rabbit and two toads, gold and blue
And yours truly, the tall one in green
(Not red)

Now it is my turn to save Peach
(The princess)
It will feel so good when she thanks me
(Such success)
But I have no clue to save a whole kingdom
The biggest thing that I ever saved was a house
(A mansion)
But I guess I’ll try my best
(Yes!)

I guess I’ll just copy what he would normally do
Doesn’t he eat the Goombas and then stomp on the shrooms?
(That’s wrong)
That’s right, all the Goombas are our friends, and the Toads are the enemies
I think I’m getting the hang of the whole adventure thing
Avoid mushrooms, and touch spiky things
(No, wait!)

This is getting pretty easy
(Surprising)
I am getting through all these levels quite breezy
(You’re dying)
I know, but it is really hard to get more lives
When you constantly get attacked by your allies
(They’re not friends)
But hey, we’re at the castle
(Yeah)

All of these Koopa skeletons don’t look that friendly
And all of those Podoboos are terrifying me
(Don’t fret)
OH NO! I think I saw a coin, everybody run for your lives!
Oh, phew. It looks like I found a Thwomp that I could hide under
If I wasn’t careful, I could die!
(Good grief)

I feel I’m doing something wrong
(No kidding)
Something that I can’t quite put my finger on
(Admitting)
Oh man, of course! How could I be so ignorant?
Peach isn’t actually the one that I save
(No! No, wait)
I must save Bowser instead!
(Wrong!)

Luigi, everything you say is factually wrong
No, see, I’m doing what Mario has always done
(You’re not!)
If you don’t like my style, you can get up and leave my sight
No but—I don’t wanna hear it, leave me to my own work
Now excuse me, there is Peach to fight!
(Moron!)