'Splatoon Splattack with Lyrics'

SQUIDS YEAH!

Here in Splatoon/you will have such a wonderful time!/Oh here in Splatoon/You’ll be covered paint, ink, and slime!

Go and attack/With your water gun/When you Splattack/We’ll have fun/Go to Splatfest/pick your team/I like how it appeals to teens

SQUIDS YEAH!

Callie, Marie/Spike, Cuttlefish/Octarians/The Chirpy Chips/Enough about them/Let’s go and fight!/Aw yeah, alright!

Get some stuff at the Booyah Base/Squirt ink at your opponent’s face/What’s there to hate about this game?/Nothiiiiiiing!/You’re a kid, now you are a squid/Now you’re a kid/Back to a squid/Kid, squid, kid, squid/kid, squid, kid, squid/SQUID KIIIIID!!!

Sorry…/Now where were we?/Something ‘bout the sea…/And calamari/Go spar/at a skate park/You’ll never stop/clean up that glop/Noooo…./That’s…

…Sunshine

So many puns/about ink/Can I make one?/Let me thINK/wash off the paint/in a sINK/you better watch/don’t you blINK

[repeat last part]

Let’s all join up/get in sYNC/you look dried up/have a drINK/we will beat all/those rat-fINKS/they’re gonna bawl/’cause they stINK

[repeat]

You can battle/in a rINK/what’s red and white?/That makes pINK/what’s something else/that rhymes with “ink”?/My brain is fried/I can’t thINK

Well that was fun/we had such an INKredible time/Oh no, not again!/That’s the end of the puns now, goodbye!