'Starverse Lore The Hackys’ New Model – 1 – Hired!'

Do you know Liza and Kevin Hacky? Two triplets who own a fashion company. Let’s go back to a few months after they started.

LIZA: Kev, I think we’re doing too much work as both the designers and models.

KEVIN: Well not me. We’ve got Simon right here.

LIZA: But he’s a male model. Why do I get twice as much work?

KEVIN: Well, we could put up a help wanted if we had time. Which we don’t

LIZA: Well I’m putting one up. Make Simon fill up our lost time.

SIMON: I never agreed to that.

[Several weeks later, interviews are being held]

KEVIN: Must we hold interviews today?

LIZA: The sooner we hire one, the less work I have to do.

KEVIN: Fine. Look, here’s our first one!

[A very beautiful woman walks in. With the name of Lexi.]

LEXI: Hi! I’m Lexi. I’m here for the interview

LIZA: [Whispering to Kevin] She’s really beautiful.

KEVIN: [Whispering back] But we can’t judge a model solely on looks.

LIZA: Do you even hear yourself?

LEXI: Umm… excuse me—

KEVIN: RIGHT, back to the interview…

[Boringness. Let’s skip to the part when she gets hired]

KEVIN: Alright, you’re hired! We’ll call you when we need you.

LEXI: So I can leave?

KEVIN: Well no. We need you in this building until your hours are up for the day. Feel free to do whatever you want in the meantime though.

LEXI: Alrighty, Mr. Hacky.

KEVIN: Call me Kevin. I don’t wanna seem higher than you.

[And she leaves.]

LIZA: All I could look for in a girl. She’s nice, she’s pretty.

KEVIN: But is she efficient?

LIZA: At modeling?

KEVIN: Not the right word, is it? Diligent? Loyal? There when we need her?

LIZA: Hopefully…