'Chisel with Lyrics'

ATTENTION EVERYONE! There is a rogue robot with a drill head attacking our galaxy! Get out your defenses and try whatever you can to stop it!

Attention all robots!
Send out all your defenses
There’s a rogue Chiselbot
Attacking our planets

Chiselbots’ sole function
To help in cultivation
This has a malfunction
It’s causing destruction

Something
Must
Have
Triggered its brain
Shut
It
Down
Before
It
Goes insane

SEEKING OUT ALL LIFE:
100 PERCENT DEAD
THAT’S THE END OF THE PLANET OF MY HEAD
ON TO NEXT PLANET
TERMINATE ALL OF ITS BEINGS
SOON THIS GALAXY WILL JUST BE ME

Send out the Shellbot Unit!
BELLY IS WEAKSPOT
PITIFUL DEFENSES
SAD THEY CAN’T TAKE THREE HITS
Its drill’s an advantage
It causes the damage
If we could dull it
We’ll save our planets
GOODBYE PLANET SEVEN
HAVE FUN IN HEAVEN
YOU WISH YOU’RE GOING THERE
10 PERCENT LIKELY
Boombots and Clawbots
That could stop the robot
(I’M SO SCARED) They are impervious
THERE’S A WORD CALLED:

“AVOID”
Oh no!
Another one’s gone
This
Is
Bad
Our
Galaxy
Will

Die
Because
It digs and digs and digs
It won’t stop
AHAHA!
YOU INFERIOR BEINGS SHOULD
KNOW
THAT I
SOON WILL BECOME YOUR KING
Stop it now!
ALL BOW DOWN
TO THE GREATEST CHISELBOT

Where is our defense?!
Stop its offense!
We’re sending out all of our battle robots
Nothing we can do will stop it
Our Boombots
And Shellbots
All are gone
(BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE INFERIOR)
Stop it now!
(YOU CAN’T BECAUSE I’M SUPERIOR)
You will pay
(I WILL IF YOU’RE ALIVE AFTERWARDS)
Come at me! You know I am much stronger

HUGE
MISTAKE
NOW I
I WILL DRILL YOU TO
TO YOUR DEMISE

SEE YOU’RE BROKEN DOWN
I’M THE WINNER NOW
THIS GALAXY’S MINE
HA!

SEE, YOU CANNOT
BRING DOWN THE GREAT
CHISELBOT
ALL IS DEAD
WAIT A SECOND
WHAT TO DO NOW
I DID NOT THINK
THIS FAR AHEAD


The following is a derivative work created by Adam DeVoix. The characters or original works this piece is based off is copyright of its rightful owners. All other derivations (art, lyrics, voiceover, etc. wherever relevant or applicable) belongs to Adam DeVoix and may not be used without written permission from Adam DeVoix.