'Skywire with Lyrics'

Come ride the Skywire
It is so fun, you will love it
See the sights
(Glide up over the park)
(In this amusement park’s landmark)
(It is great)
It’s so beautiful
But I hope that none of you are
Afraid of heights
(Please don’t ride if you are)
(‘Cause you might just panic fall)
(Off the car)
Part roller-coaster
Part monorail, part gondola
Part Ferris wheel
(All the things you could love)
(When you’re boarding, please do not shove)
(Single file)
Wear your seatbelt tight
And please do not wobble the car
That’d be ideal
(Note all our disclaimers)
(We don’t want to face your lawyers)
(Please be safe)

We’re not responsible
For any passengers
Getting attacked by our animals
Oh why they would
Approve this ride is beyond me
‘Cause we just lost three passengers

Everyone please calm down
There’s no cause for alarm
Just enjoy the ride and don’t fall off
And don’t forget
About those waivers that you signed
If you fall, you give up your stuff!

If you be careful
There is no way you could die
Guaranteed
(And whoever runs this)
(Should make sure his hand doesn’t slip)
(Be cautious)
Some tracks may fall off
That’s not our fault, please do not sue
We need money
(Our mechanics are trained)
(Well they’re self-taught, please don’t complain)
(We’ve got this)

No we don’t
Once there were there three people in the car
When we ended, there was only one
Must have been
When they drowned in the water portion
I guess we shouldn’t have added that
This whole ride
Doesn’t meet proper safety standards
How in the world did this get approved?
Skywire:
Falling to Your Death Since ‘07
Everybody gave us that slogan

There goes another one
But please give us five stars
More customers equals more money
And we’ll use that
To buy some amusement park rides
That won’t put you in jeopardy

All our engineers quit
As well as attendants
And the mayor’s coming over now
He’s closing down
The ride and our amusement park
Because nothing within it’s sound!