'The Pokémon Theme Song PARODY - Try to Catch 'em All'

I wanna be the very best
Like other people aren’t
These games have one real test
To catch all Pokémon
That seems easy, but think again
There was 151
But now there is more than you will see
Now there's 801!!!

Pokémon (try to catch ‘em all)
Them and shinies
Let’s not forget the legendaries
Pokémon
Oh Professor Oak
He will not be very pleased
Pokémon (try to catch ‘em all)
It’s not just that
Some are exclusive to internet
You will find out that you can’t
Catch! Them! All! 
(No I really can’t) (I can’t catch ‘em all)

Noooooooo

Remember when it was simple?
Just find and catch them all
But now it is so mis’rable
And now I want to bawl
But whatever, there are events
Most of which have shinies
Do they want to bring discontent
Or just to hear us scream

Pokémon (I can’t catch ‘em all)
I know I can’t
’Cause of Japanese events
Pokémon
Oh those giveaways are just totally insane
Pokémon (you must catch ‘em all)
This can’t be true
I just want a nice Pikachu
By the way it’s time you knew
In Po! Ké! Mon...
(You gotta catch ‘em all) (Yeah, just catch ‘em all)

Pokémon