'Shawn Mendes - Stitches PARODY - Quidditch'

I thought I was a normal kid
But then it changed ‘cause a half-giant named Hagrid
”You’re a wizard Harry,” he said
He sent me to Hogwarts and made me go ahead

I entered where they were sitting
The Sorting Hat sat by Dumbledore
It said that I’d be Slytherin
But then…

It told me “no, well if you are sure
You’d be better in Gryffindor”
And that’s when the Sorting Hat switched it
I don’t belong in Slyth’rin
Met Hermione and Ron
As well as Neville Longbottom
I was introduced to Dumbledore
And chosen for Gryffindor

Several periods had passed
We had broomstick lessons, finally, at last!
It was a such a great time for me
I felt such happy emotions
it was better than potions

Got into a fight with Draco
And we flew up using our broomsticks
Then Professor McGonagall came, oh
And then…

She watched me fly up into the sky
That’s the moment where she’d decide
She told me to sign up for Quidditch
Where I’ll catch the snitches
I am their new seeker
With my name coming from loudspeakers
The crowd was making such a racket
Almost gonna catch it!

Speeding up ahead, gotta get the snitch in my hand
Speeding up ahead hearing all my fans
Speeding up ahead, gotta get the snitch in my hand
Speeding up ahead hearing all my fans
Speeding up ahead, gotta get the snitch in my hand
Speeding up ahead hearing all my fans
Speeding up ahead, gotta get the snitch in my hand
Get the snitch in my hand!!!

They watched me swerve and curve and backflip
I did barrel rolls and some dips
I am so close to getting the snitch
Close to winning Quidditch!
A seeker behind me
The score is 89 to 90
The seeker’s inching so close to me
But my team said whoopee!

There were cheers from wizards and witches
Because I won Quidditch

Cheers from wizards and witches
’Cause I just won Quidditch


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