'Thousand-Year Door Rogueport with Lyrics'

Welcome back, Mario!
Our next adventure starts!
Because the Princess has been captured once again
And now that all of you are here...
It's time to go start adventuring!
So grab your hammer, items, badges,
And all of the stuff you need
To go and fight Goombas and Koopas
Because this is quite the greatest
Game in the series
And we have to stop Sir Grodus
From collecting all of the...

...Crystal Stars, to make a giant shadow that will destroy all of the world

So go and find the Crystal Stars to open the Thousand-Year Door
The next one's located in a dragon's castle (you're done for)
But have no fear, Mario is here! He is gonna save the day!
Time for him to go and fight Hooktail the dragon (how cliche)

Chapter One's done
But there's seven more
Go to the woods
So much to explore

The Punies need help now
Save them from the Jabbis and X-Nauts
You really did it, wow!
We will stop Grodus's evil plot!
Time to go to Glitzville!
Go and fight 20 others
But there is a twist, though!
The host drained everyone's power

But that's not a problem, 'cause you're Mario!
You already got the Golden Star
Which means it's time for you to move on
Go to Twilight Town and fight that Doopliss guy
But are you really you?
Because this quite a confusing chapter
You already did it
Go to chapter five with a guy
Who I really do not think has any prior experience

Boom bassa bassa bassa bassa bassa bassa boom
You have to stop Sir Grodus before he starts causing doom
But you are Mario, you can do this with your eyes closed
Look out, Sir Grodus, because Mario is coming close

Go onto chapter six!
Where all the rich will live
Oh but there's a sticky, yummy mystery
But once you get through all of that
We're going to the X-Nauts' fortress
But you are Mario and by the time this video is over
You will have already saved the Mushroom Kingdom from destruction
Oh wait a second, has it only been two minutes?
And you haven't even
Destroyed Hooktail, sorry, I got carried away, you may take your sweet time

I can't believed I summed up the entire game in two minutes
Sorry that I rushed you, but I get excited really quick
Maybe if you pick up the pace, you'll save the kingdom quicker
I am sorry, take your time, I just have a lot of vigor