'Bruno Mars - 24K Magic PARODY - $24K Tragic'

Tonight
I am gonna strike it rich
Throw your dollars in the sky
Let’s start this party alright

Players
Place your chips and bet on all your cash
Crap!
Money’s in the trash
24 dollars I’ll never get back
But I’m confident

Look out!

At the casino
(-sino!)
I got
(I got!)
A huge stack of 10s!
I bet on all
(All gone)
I bet on all
(All gone)
But I really need to play again
(Start up!)
I go to poker table
Roulette table
But whatever game, I lose
If I keep going, I’ll hurt myself
But I got a straight flush and a 2!

Oh crap!

It’s a dangerous match with a full house and straight flush
I lost!
So many dollars that I bet, I didn’t expect to lose all
So much!
Why you mad? Poker face, it was the worst that I ever
Have had!
Money’s all gone, but I

Put a bet on the roulette game there
Crap!
That’s the wrong number
24 is what the ball landed on
‘Course I bet on 8!

Look out!

Second match playing poker!
(Poker!)
Poker!
(Poker!)
Two 7s and three queens in hand
I cannot bluff
I cannot bluff
They always know how to tell if I am
So!
I will see
Slot machines
Could’ve had 7s, but there wasn’t three
Just two!
What the heck?!
There goes 20 more dollars
I’m a mess
What will my wife say?

I’m a desperate man without money in my pocket
I lost!
So many lucky guys around me, but there’s nothing in my wallet
That sucks!
Wait a sec, just remembered the lottery tickets
I bought
Gimme money, come on!

Match all three numbers and win a prize
Crap!
Results made me cry
24 could’ve given me a million
I just bet my house

Look out!

Everywhere I go, they be like
“Ooh, bad player”
Everywhere I go, they be like
“Ooh, bad player”
Everywhere I go, they be like
“Ooh, bad player”

Now, now, now, now
Watch me breaking down and cry

24 thousand
Lost so much, it’s so tragic
What amount?
It’s 24 thousand
Lost so much, it’s so tragic
C’mon now
24 thousand
Lost so much, it’s so tragic

Lost all my money
This day was cruddy

Just call a taxi cab or Uber home
I
Bet my car, it’s gone
24 miles back to the airline
91.09?!

I got nothing, so I’ll write a check
Crap!
Now I am in debt
24 hours at Vegas was careless
Need another job

Look out!

24 thousand tragic, tragic, tragic, tragic