'The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey - Closer PARODY - TV Owner'

Hey
I was sitting around and I got bored
So I just turned my TV just for fun
Hey
I told my friends it was nice to see them
‘Cause I’m never gonna see them again

I know my brain will rot
Gonna lose my mind if I watch a lot
But
I don’t care though
I sorta lost my mind several years ago
And I-I-I-I-I can’t stop
‘Cause there’s so many shows to watch

‘Cause I’m a TV owner
And I won’t stop ‘til it’s over
Seen this episode before
Of Simpsons with Marge and Homer
There is an ad for Corona
I’ve got popcorn in bowl
And I will tune in to Oprah
Because I’m a TV owner

Because I’m a TV owner

Because I’m a TV owner

Ooh
I’ll skip past How I Met Your Mother
‘Cause I need another way to entertain me
Cool
I’m laughing so hard at Whose Line
And The Carbonaro Effect is so cool

I know my brain will rot
Gonna lose my mind if I watch a lot
But
I don’t care though
I sorta lost my mind several years ago
And I-I-I-I-I can’t stop
‘Cause there’re so many shows to watch

‘Cause I’m a TV owner
And I won’t stop ‘til it’s over
I dozed off, I had a snore
Ew, my seat has a strange odor
I lost my remote-controller
Guess I’ll watch the Super Bowl
And I’m never moving over
Because I’m a TV owner

Because I’m a TV owner

Because I’m a TV owner

‘Cause I’m a TV owner
And I won’t stop ‘til it’s over
Right now I’m on Season 4
X Files, Scully and Mulder
Plus Gravity Falls is over
So I’m feeling really low
My gosh I am such a loner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner
Because I’m a TV owner

Because I’m a TV owner

Because I’m a TV owner