'Jacob Sartorius - Hit or Miss PARODY - Hit and Miss'

I heard that everyone hated “Sweatshirt"
Has more dislikes than likes than Cyrus
But what I realize as I grow up
Is that it’s both a hit and miss

Everyone hated my last song, so I made another one
I don’t care about the comments
Because as long as I have fangirls, it’ll be a hit
I don’t care if it is a miss
Let’s not worry ‘bout the com-com-com-com-com-comments
I don’t care about all the hate
So let’s not worry ‘bout the haters and all the dislikes
Because I am still getting payed

Eh

I just made “Sweatshirt”
To go impress a girl
I posted it on YouTube, and it made everyone hurl
I thought she would like it
But she didn’t
Turns out that she wants a song that has actually good singing
But then when I had decided to get a song producer
He really didn’t care if it sucked or I’m a loser
He said “Jacob
You just need to get views
That is the way that you get your money on YouTube”

Yeah, yeah!

‘Cause even if my songs happen to be a miss
As long as they get views, I will still be hit
More of my songs get made, people start to like them
There’s actually more likes on my song “All My Friends”

But I’ll keep making these awful songs
And I don’t worry ‘bout tomorrow ‘cause my job’s lifelong
There used to be good singers in the past, but now there’s me
It doesn’t matter if you’re only 14

I heard that my singing is like torture
So maybe rap’s better
I don't know what the word “cringey” means
I assume that it means superb

But either way, I do not worry about all my hate
Despite it being tremendous
I will just keep having these awful songs keep being made
Though they say that they’re horrendous
Also ignore all the articles that say I’m a creep
All I did was ask fans for nudes
So let’s not worry ‘bout all my flaws, because I’m a star
You should all pay me your tributes

Eh

What you thinking? You think I should lose autotune
So I did, but now my rapping is just like poo
So please let me know, I should get a metronome
It will actually help me sing on time, you know?
But now I’m glad I started, yo
And now the second I made a rap song, I can say words like that, you know?
And yeah all the hate is so typical
Now once you leave a nasty comment, I won’t cry, you know?

Yeah, yeah

I’m feeling really great, the hate doesn’t faze me
Even though they all say I sing like a banshee
But even if my songs happen to be a miss
As long as they get views, I will still be hit

And I’ll keep singing, I’ll never stop
And since I’m only 14 it’ll go more long
There is no way that you can escape me, I’m so alive
And I will still be in 2065

I heard that “All My Friends” is much better
Than “Hit or Miss” or “Sweatshirt”
If that is true, then I feel so great
‘Cause then they will become earworms

So now I can just sing “Blah-blah blah, blah-blah-blah blah blah-blah”
No one cares about my lyrics
Blah-blah blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah blah-blah blah, blah-blah-blah blah blah-blah
It remains both a hit and miss
Blah-blah blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah blah-blah blah, blah-blah-blah blah blah-blah
Are there nice people in this world?!
Hey wait a minute, there’s a com-com-com-com-com-comment
“You’re the best singer I have heard”

Hey!