'Machine Gun Kelly, Camila Cabello - Bad Things PARODY - Worse Things'

How do I deserve this?
Why did I deserve that?
Because always bad things come like that
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it
It always happens to me
It never happens to you
Why do always these bad things stick like glue?
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it

I just sat down
Watched the TV
The power’s out?!
How could this be?
A thunderstorm
That poured down
That hit all of us
Knocked out all of the town
And then I thought “Oh my gosh!”
Where the heck is my fuse box?
I need to the power back now
Those people who got wiped out in the storm should feel bad for me
Plus, that storm interrupted
The show that I wanted
Now will never see it
Then I said

I always have bad luck
When it comes to having good luck
Why does this happen? Bad things that happen always suck
Like I always have bad luck
When it comes to having good luck
Why does this happen? Bad things that happen always suck

How do I deserve this?
Why did I deserve that? 
Because always bad things come like that
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it
It always happens to me
It never happens to you
Why do always these bad things stick like glue?
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it

Driving to work now
On the parkway
And while I was driving to work on that long highway
A hold-up
Traffic jam?
So terrible
I may have survived
But I’m not fine
And now I’m almost late
It’s a quarter past eight!
And what will my boss say?
I’m pretty sure he will hate me
And then soon he will fire me
And now my gas is running out
This is the worst day of my life
Other guys get it lucky
And I said

I always have bad luck
When it comes to having good luck
Why does this happen? Bad things that happen always suck
Like I always have bad luck
When it comes to having good luck
Why does this happen? Bad things that happen always suck

How do I deserve this?
Why did I deserve that? 
Because always bad things come like that
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it
It always happens to me
It never happens to you
Why do always these bad things stick like glue?
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it****_
But all I know is that I hate it_

And when I got to work
I got fired
My boss is a je-erk
I’m unemployed
No one feels my pain now
Just only me
And everyone else
Should pity me

I always have bad luck
When it comes to having good luck
Why does this happen? Bad things that happen always suck
Like I always have bad luck
When it comes to having good luck
Why does this happen? Bad things that happen always suck

How do I deserve this?
Why did I deserve that? 
Because always bad things come like that
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it
It always happens to me
It never happens to you
Why do always these bad things stick like glue?
So bad. I just can’t explain it
But all I know is that I hate it