'Sonic Lost World Windy Hill with Lyrics'

One day, SEGA was at
A meeting with all their staff
‘Bout what their next should be

“We need ideas!” said one guy
“Make sure our series won’t die”But then somebody else said “Just leave it to me

Remember
Mario Galaxy?”
Everyone said, “Yeah of course!
Compared to that, we do worse”
“Well just hear me out

Let’s just take that idea”
Of the whole planet thing
As well as gravity
This is why you’re in charge!

Anymore ideas?
Oh, my friend, you bet!
Majora’s Mask, let’s steal the moon’s assets!
And use it as a pink monster’s attack!
But make it yellow, so no one notices
That’s a great idea!

Make them think they’re playing a better game
After all, SEGA does what Nintendon’t
Nintendo doesn’t steal from other games!
Speaking of which, how about the world arrangement?
How should we do that?

That’s simple, go back to Mario
Grass, desert, water, ice, Forest,
Sky, then lava, that’s how it will go
You are a genius!
Yes, I know, but I’m not done!
I got more ideas!

Subtly place a Triforce
All over the desert’s floors
Throw in a couple Mega Man enemies

INGENIOUS!
What about the music?
Take some from Xenoblade
The music Guar Planes
No one will notice

If it’s only in the
Beginning of the song
This game will be hit!
Everyone will love it!

Because it’s just like a Nintendo game!
We will make so much money off of it!
But we still need to come up with a name
Make it sound like was a rejected
Name for a Kirby game

How about Sonic Lost World? Yes, that’s great!
It doesn’t give any clue as to what
will ever happen when they play the game
Keep them guessing, so they will be intrigued
So they’ll buy copies!

Let’s add some extra Zelda and Yoshi stuff
Just straight-up use them? Uh-huh!
Well, meeting adjourned, get to work
This is gonna be the best Sonic game that we will ever make
‘Cause we used other games!
HA!


The following is a derivative work created by Adam DeVoix. The characters or original works this piece is based off is copyright of its rightful owners. All other derivations (art, lyrics, voiceover, etc. wherever relevant or applicable) belongs to Adam DeVoix and may not be used without written permission from Adam DeVoix.