'Super Mario Sunshine Delfino Plaza with Lyrics'

It’s Isle Delfino
On vacation, Mario
You’re gonna have such a fun time!
But oh no, now you are framed
By a shadow of your name
Now you live in a life of crime

But I have to add
That this game is really bad
Have you even played this game?
I have, it is lame

This game’s a masterpiece!
If you like cleaning the beach
What do you have against this game?

Irritating camera controls?!
That is just a minor flaw
Have you tried out all of FLUDD’s modes?
Aiming the gun’s always hard
Nowhere near close to 64
Lack of variety’s a bore

New characters and things!
Extremely hard missions!
Remember the watermelon?

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You clearly have no taste
This game is a disgrace
To the whole Mario fanbase
Come on guys now break it up
Stay out of this! Shut up!
Say that this game’s bad to my face!

Well it’s clear to me
That you’d prefer Galaxy
Well, of course! That’s obvious
Compared to that, Sunshine’s a wuss

There’s no game better than this
Say that, I’ll show you my fists!
I swear you’re going on my list!

It’s boring and just the same thing
No level variety
Seriously?! Are you kidding?!
THERE’S CARNIVALS BY THE SEA!
You really are just nostalgic
Just get a job at IGN

Wanna have a go at me?!
Of course, yeah, sure, gladly
You’re gonna lose miserably

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I’ll crush you like a Thwomp!
I’ll break you like a Whomp!
I swear you’re gonna be destroyed
Wait, hold on, I just noticed
Why are we arguing this
If we’re both Mario fanboys?

Plus they are just games
Who cares if we say one’s lame?
After all our opinions
Are all gonna be different

Yeah, who cares what others say?
Again, it’s just a game
But how about that Sticker Star?