'Majora's Mask Deku Palace with Lyrics'

I’m glad you’re here, my daughter was kidnapped
So we’re gonna exterminate this monkey
‘Cause as you know, they all are terrible
Monkeys cause all problems in society

Have you wondered about global warming?
It’s caused by the monkeys, trust me, this is true
And it would be best if you would refrain
From asking their political views

Monkeys are the root of all evil
They’re just “money” with a K
They caused all the corruption in this world
And trust me, they’re gonna pay!

If this one didn’t steal my daughter
I’m sure it did something else
We will find all of them and lock them up
In max-security cells

Monkeys cause hunger, monkeys cause depression
And monkeys sell items illegally
They are murderers, monkeys are kidnappers
And they even said “Ooh! Ooh! Ah!” to me!

Wait, what is that you say?
You’re calling me insane?!
You laugh now, but you’ll see!
PURE EVIL IS MONKEYS!