'Super Paper Mario with Lyrics'

Flipside

Please wake up, Mario
Please wake up so we can go
Stop Count Bleck because he
Summoned a heart from the dark prophecy
Eight Pure Hearts counter him
And now
We
Must
Stop him now
Prophecy
States four heroes
They must unite
And stop the woe
The first pure heart
Is here with us
But of course we must search for
The other ones
Behind doors
Of dimensions
Go, or else the void
It will devour us all
Do not stall
Go to Lineland Road
ASAP
The world
Is counting on all you!
[0:56]

Lineland Road

And so we start
The adventure right
We’re gonna fight and stop the Count Bleck
We are gonna fight
And send that awful man down to heck
But first we will have to learn how flip in between dimensions
Let’s go see Bestovius
I see you want to learn
Of course it has to cost you a thousand coins
What? That’s not fair!
He’s the hero you should allow him, just let him join
Alright, I’ll just take 15 at the moment, but pay me back
Alright! Now we can flip!

We are on Mount Lineland, Mayor Watchitt, he’s gonna open the bridge
After that is Yold Desert, close to where the Pure Heart is
It’s full of tricks and traps, but soon you’ll get to Yold Ruins!
We are getting close to the Pure Heart!

Stop right there!
Ol’ O’Chunks is here to
Beat all you guys up ‘cause the count told us
You can do it Mario
I believe in you, you are the hero!

We beat him!
There’s Yold Ruins!
But oh no!

Oh, cheers! I am Dimentio!
I’m sure you want what’s beyond these plains
Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to make this dragon more enraged
It’s nothing personal, wait actually yes it quite is
My work here’s done, ciao!

BZZRT CTRL ALT AND DELETE
YOU ARE GONNA FACE DRAGON FRACKTAIL
You can do it Mario,
I have faith in you, you will not fail

I see you’re finally here, you may take the Pure Heart after my long story
No just take it now!

Merlee’s Mansion

Hi, welcome, my name’s Mimi

I am the maid here, Mistress Merlee couldn’t be here
So I took the liberty of keeping everything orderly
You want to know where she is?
Oh, I believe that she’s on the second floor in the door on the far right, why not trying that?

Little do they know
I work for Bleck
They do not know
Their life’s in dread
Oh hey!
You guys are back
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
You broke my priceless vase

NOW YOU WILL PAY UP! IT COSTED!
A MILLION RUBEES!
NO COINS!

Wait, you actually have it?
No, my beautiful curse is broken
I WILL GET YOU! I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Something tells me that she doesn’t work here

Hey, Mario and Tippi
I am Merlee and that girl Mimi must be stopped, because she works for me not
We must track her my large basement. Hopefully I will find a replacement
But never mind that that now, we must track her down

MIMIMIMI!
YOU WANNA FIGHT?!
HAHAHAHA! WHICH ONE IS RIGHT?!

[Play 66th Annual Quiz Off for a few seconds and then skip to 1:04]

NOW, we are gonna fight you!
Owowowowowowowowowowow
Okay you win! Please spare me!
You guys are the best, better than all of the rest
And thank you! There from me, it parts
Here, heroes, I give to you a pure heart

Francis Battle

Nerr herr herr herr herr herr herr herr
I found a butterfly!
A rare rainbow fairy one
It’s beautiful, I can’t lie

All my friends on digibutter.nerr are gonna be jealous
Nothing could possibly ruin this zealous
Master, someone’s at the door
If it’s not a hot babe, do not let them in. It is
IT IS?! Well then never mind. Come in!
Mario, Peach, help me!
Shut up, Francine!

Let my friend go, you weird creep
Or else you’re gonna face my wrath!
(She’s actually talking to me)
(I’m going down the right path)

Miss, I think we should exchange action figures and comic books
And I really like the way that your face looks
I am not here to talk to you!
Release Tippi or else I’m gonna beat you up really good and you’re gonna regret you did this!
Oh my, look at the time!
Peach, you saved me!

Mr. L, Green Thunder!

Well, well, well, you finally showed up
I’m surprised you guys didn’t give up

Who are you?
I’m Mr. L!
Green Thunder
Hmm, very well

Where’s the Pure Heart?
You’d like to know that
Don’t hurt mommy!
Why would I do that?

I’m just here
To stop you guys
How about
A nice surprise?

[repeat]

Go attack them, my metal brother!
Don’t you dare try and destroy mother!

You! Shut up
Kill ‘em, Brobot!
Too late sir
We trashed you robot

Mom! Mom! Mom!
Meet my friends who saved us
Can you gladly
Hand us the pure heart

Thank you Squirps
You were a help
Thanks for stop-
Ping Mr. L

Gap of Crag

Who’s that Mario?
Is he a hero?
What’s he gonna do to

Floro-Sapiens?
I just hate those plants
They’re a cragging pain

How ‘bout those Cragnons?
What they’re doing’s wrong
They’re polluting our
Beloved water

Don’t you dare hurt the Cragnons!
Or feel our brawn
Us hurting them?
Oh no

No excuses
They are useless
Prepare to wilt!
Oh no!

Dude. You killed our king. We were harming the Cragnons ‘cause they were harming US! Here’ your stupid Pure Heart, you terrible person.

Sammer’s Kingdom

Welcome to my kingdom
See the Duel of 100
If you choose to fight,
Your life will soon be full of dread
You fight and you win
And you fight and win then lose
And then all our Sammer guys will laugh at you

What is that?---

Overthere Stair

Do you think our daughter knows
She’s a pure heart yet?
She is that way to protect
Its true form from threats

Do you know if the Pure Heart’s here?
Oh ho, I’m afraid we’re
Going to giveth you bad news

Mother, Father, these people require it now
Luvbi dear, we’ve got some bad news to lay down

WAIT, NOT RIGHT NOW!
THE SKELEBITS GONNA DESTROYETH
OUR SACRED SHRINE OF OVERTHERE!

Hahahaha
You fools! Are gonna tremble in fear
Now prepare to die
You messed with the wrong guy
I mean Mario by that
Go on, and destroy that rat

Okay, we beat him, may we have the Pure Heart now?
I’d like to say this, but I don’t know how
Luvbi’s actually the Pure Heart
I know it’s very hard
To accept something like that
Are you kidding, mother? I would like to help
Thanks all of you, we took it quite well
Oh thanketh lords, now that is that
Go on and beat Count Bleck
I have faith in all of you doing it!

Castle Bleck

They are getting closer
What should we do now, sir?
O’Chunks
Go at them
Alrighty then boss, I’mma go and squash those pipsqueaks
Soon they will see I’m strong and they’re weak
YOU!
That O’Chunks guy!
That’s right, prepare to die

That’s one down! Three to go!
Let me fight! I wanna go!
That’s fine
Very well
Hahahaha, I’m finally gonna rip them apart
Nothing will save them, even the Pure Hearts
Hey
Aren’t you Mimi?
Yes!
Now prepare to die!
Feel my powerful wrath

Hahaha, she’s gone only two more to go
Sir may I voulenteer to fight them? Go ahead Dimentio

So we meet again with most the most charming magician
You, you are Dimentio! How dare you make me become your minion?!
Oh, I suppose we did that
Now that you mention all that
Does sort of ring a bell
But it doesn’t help you now, ‘cause soon you’ll wind up in… heck
No, no! Mario come save me!

Hahaha. Just one left. Now all we have to do is take him out.
What do you mean by “we”?
Dimentio… what are you planning?
Heh. Heh. Heh.
No. Don’t you--- NOOOOOOooooooo…….

The Ultimate Show

Well you know…
It’s just that I…
Want…
Somebody to…

NO!
You fool, I’m Dimentio, the greatest wizard!
Now
I’m going to get the Chaos Heart to do my bidding

You’re a monster!
Release Luigi or you face our wrath
Ha you’re funny
You won’t defeat me, do not make me laugh
Look at me!
I’m
The most powerful

We can do this
I’ve faith in us
Stay determined
You can do it!
I believe in you
Let’s go at him!
I’d like to see your worst
Oh holy crud, that hurt!