'One Direction - Drag Me Down PARODY - Put Me Down'

I’m the best at the things I do
I’m way better than you
I make everything look so easy
I am the hottest in the room
I swear I’ll make you swoon
I don’t care if you say I’m sleazy

If you didn’t have me, there would be nothing left
Because you know that I am clearly the best
I’m stronger than The Rock and hotter than the sun
And look at you, you’re a no one

Yeah

Cool and hot
And strong and great
What is there about me that you could hate?
You are not
Really that great
Because I am the best person around town

I’m the best
Just look at me
There is no getting much better than me
All the rest
Compared to me
I’m an idol, and all of them are just clowns

Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down

No one’s perfect ‘cause they’re not me
Oh no autographs, please
But don’t mind me, I am just like you
No that was a joke, I’m sorry
I’m great, obviously
I bet that I’m way stronger than you

If I didn’t have you, we could never compare
Passersby that I meet usually drool and stare
I’m so cool that winter days are just like the sun
Did I mention I’m number 1?!

Yeah!

Kiss my rings
All you peasants
You should grovel when I’m in your presence
I’m a king
It’s so pleasant
Please no love, I get it all over town

Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down

Look at me
I’m so awesome
I’m so smart that I make Einstein look dumb
You will see
You’re just a bum
You know that I am the best person around

And in fights
I always win
I know you’re thinking “Why am I not him?”
I’m so bright
I’m the kingpin
Admit it, nobody can put me down

Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down
Nobody, nobody
Nobody can put me down