'Wii Sports Resort with Lyrics'

Play/ing/sports in the summer is so much fun/but why go outside?/You/have/video games, so play to your heart’s content/but wait your mom does not approve/she says to go outside and move/but then you say you have Wii Sports Resort/And then you and then her and your dad and your friends/[break]/go and play Wii Sports Resort/[break]/you and your friends together playing Wii Sports Resort

And OH!

You can go and swordfight and win by spazzing/also, you can/play archery/that’s not all you can go canoeing/let’s not forget the dogfighting!/as well as tennis and bowling

‘Cause it is Wii Sports Resort (Yes it is Wii Sports Resort) [1:21]

THERE/…/IS SO MUCH!

You/can/pedal a bike/if you had switched up both your hands and your feet/Plus, you can skydive/and fall ‘til you reach your doom/Let’s not forget table tennis/I guess “ping-pong” was too childish/and have you heard?/in the plaza/you can slice giant food/and defuse a giant bomb!/wow, that’s cool!/[break]/I don’t know ‘bout you, but I’m gonna/book a flight to Wuhu Island!/But that’s when I realized it’s all just a game, wow I really should go out and go exercise

[skip to 2:34]

But, wait, I Wii Fit!/not going outside, that’s it!

YES!

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