'Sia ft. Sean Paul - Cheap Thrills PARODY - Pet Peeves

Sock with sandals
Food on Twitter
Singing “Panda”
Wi da bang bang

I just hate them
Won’t you stop them
Irritatin’
Wi da bang bang

C’mon, c’mon, put your cellphone away
It’s Friday night and we’re gonna play
I don’t need you texting with your friends
All this madness never ends

Will you

Stop your spamming?
Stop your spamming!
No one cares you’re first!
No I don’t want that
I don’t want that
Stop telemarketing

All those pet peeves

Baby, I don’t know how you put up with all this trash
I HATE PET PEEVES
Baby, I don’t know how you put up with all this trash
I HATE PET PEEVES

You don’t need apostrophes
They make those nouns possessive
They don’t make them plural
Oh I cannot live with this!
Do not selfie with duck lips
Do not selfie in general
And I hate those selfie sticks
Get a picture by someone you know

C’mon, c’mon, turn the radio off
It’s Saturday and we’re in a car
Can’t we just agree on a station?
‘Cause I just hate country-western

When I’m

Working on things
And my screens freeze
That was important
And I didn’t save!
I didn’t save!
Guess I’ll do it again

All those pet peeves

Baby, I don’t know how you put up with all this trash
I HATE PET PEEVES
Baby, I don’t know how you put up with all this trash
I HATE PET PEEVES

Don’t talk while watching movies
Crunching popcorn makes me mad
And when you’re on an airplane
Keep your seat up, don’t sit back
I do not need your complaints
Don’t complain on internet
All of this stuff is a pain
How worse can these pet peeves get?

I just hate it, don’t you know
When you tell a story and someone decides to one-up it
And at school, when people cheat
Seeing someone in the car and honk at them to show it’s you
‘Cause any time there's tape on tables
I just wanna go and tear all of my own hair out
Responding to jokes with just a "LOL"
Guess nuttin’ in this world ain’t gonna be perfect

I don’t need stupidity
Think before you ask questions
All of these quite annoy me
I oughtta teach you a lesson
Complain when flights get delayed
Please just wait, your plane will come
Take up two parking spaces
How many drivers are this dumb?

Baby, I don’t know how you put up with all this trash
I HATE PET PEEVES
Baby, I don’t know how you put up with all this trash
I HATE PET PEEVES

Do not mix up different words
Infer’s different from imply
All of these things are absurd
These are things, I don’t know why
Choose your order while in line
Don’t make other people wait
I see all these all the time
These are stuff I really hate

La, la la, la, la, la
La, la la, la, la, la
I HATE PET PEEVES
La, la la, la, la, la
I HATE PET PEEVES
La, la la, la, la, la
I HATE PET PEEVES


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