'Justin Timberlake - 'CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! PARODY - CAN'T STOP COMPLAINING!'

What the heck is this?
I ordered Sprite!
This dang café can never get your order right
Is this celery?
I’m allergic!
Looks like once again your servers won’t get a tip!

They got that money in their pockets
Swipin’ dollar bills from me
I do not know why I eat there, their food’s slop
EW!
And all of the waiters are jerks
All the chefs cook so terribly
They barely clean the tables, and they don’t mop

They have blinking lights full of mosquitos
And the worst thing is they never will close
The front of the place has two hobos
The food is crappy
Food is crappy
Food is crappyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nothing I can do, so I will just rant, rant, rant
Feel opinions coming out my brain, so I rant, rant, rant
C’mon
All these things that I could do, but I rant, rant, rant
And ain’t nobody listening, so keep ranting
I CAN’T STOP COMPLAINING!
So just rant, rant, rant
CAN’T STOP COMPLAINING!
So just rant, rant, rant, c’mon

Ooh, the Wi-Fi here’s too slow
I would use 4G but my bill would overflow
My internet’s down!
I lost control
There is one more place that I could possibly go

I really don’t wanna go back there
But I need to check my Tweets
Looks like there’s no other option, I’ll just go
NO!
Oh, but just my luck, the Wi-Fi there is for customers only
Should I really order something
Or just stop?

Oh no not right now! Now I have to pee
Oh how worse could this day ever be?
Customers get the bathroom for free
My life’s collapsin’
Life’s collapsin’
Life’s collapsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin’

‘Scuse me waiter, sorry but I just really need help
I need to pee or else I am just gonna melt, c’mon!
**Sorry but I’ve seen all of your reviews posted on Yelp
**What? That’s not fair just give the restroom key
I CAN’T HOLD THE PEEING!
I just can’t, can’t help
MAKE AN EXCEPTION!
**I just can’t, can’t help
**SORRY FOR RANTING!
**Do not rant, rant or Yelp
**IF YOU STOP FAILING!
**Then I can’t help
**C’mon!

I can’t stop the

I can’t stop the

I can’t stop the
I can’t stop the
I CAN’T STOP COMPLAINING!

Maybe if you weren’t so bad, I wouldn’t fail you
But instead you make me have to buy your awful food
Plus, what diner gives Wi-Fi to customers only?
Also, you need to listen to our orders!

I CAN’T STOP COMPLAINING!
(Got this ragin’ in my body)
I CAN’T STOP COMPLAINING!
(Got this ragin’ in my body)
I CAN’T STOP COMPLAINING!
(Got this ragin’ in my body)
I CAN’T STOP COMPLAINING!
(Got this ragin’ in my body, c’mon)

Break it down

(Got this ragin’ in my body)
Can’t stop complaining
(Got this ragin’ in my body)
Can’t stop complaining
(Got this ragin’ in my body c’mon)

Noooooo