'Animal Crossing New Leaf Town Hall with Lyrics'

Hello stranger, I am Tom Nook, welcome to our town, sit down, and take care
I hope that you like where you are staying, because now you are our new mayor
Yes, I know you are just a kid, but our government’s sorta weird
We’re electing you anyway even though you just moved here

Are you
Confused?
No don’t worry
Our town
Is fine
It’s quite normal
Also
Furry
But you’re in charge
Can you
Handle?

Yes you can, I am sure that you will do well
And
By the way
Our currency’s bells

I’m sorry?

You still think it’s kinda weird that a newcomer child’s mayor of this town
Well to be fair, this is not the weirdest thing that has happened around

There’s a mysterious glow cloud and a house that doesn’t exist
Someone with perfect hair came and said that they’re a scientist

You’re just
In time
For a trial
That’s right
A crime
Against a five-
Headed-
Dragon
Yes that’s right
His name’s
Hiram

And you know, he also tried to run for mayor
And
Before you
Was a cardinal

Excuse me?

You would like to leave this town as soon as possible since it is too weird?
Well a vague yet menacing government agency wants you to stay here
Just have fun by going to the bowling and arcade fun complex
Just beware of the man in the tan jacket that everyone forgets

No please
Don’t leave
Our town’s awful
Without
you, please
We really need
Help to
Make sure
That we will take
Down the
Strexcorp!

Alright fine, go and leave if you wanna bail
But
Don’t come back
To our proud Night Vale!